Which vice will you pick?

StephenKingman · Post by **StephenKingman** » 05 May 2011, 15:30

Bighuey wrote:Back to the plan, I would have a hard time choosing between being a sex maniac or an alcholic.

Sex maniac, obviously, you get your fill of gorgeous bodies, the rush of orgasms and no hangovers afterwards, its win-win.

C0ldf1re · Post by **C0ldf1re** » 05 May 2011, 16:33

StephenKingman wrote:
Bighuey wrote:Back to the plan, I would have a hard time choosing between being a sex maniac or an alcholic.
Sex maniac, obviously, you get your fill of gorgeous bodies, the rush of orgasms and no hangovers afterwards, its win-win.

It depends on your pocket. Booze tends to be cheaper than bodies.

GotThatSwing · Post by **GotThatSwing** » 05 May 2011, 17:10

C0ldf1re wrote:
StephenKingman wrote:
Bighuey wrote:Back to the plan, I would have a hard time choosing between being a sex maniac or an alcholic.
Sex maniac, obviously, you get your fill of gorgeous bodies, the rush of orgasms and no hangovers afterwards, its win-win.
It depends on your pocket. Booze tends to be cheaper than bodies.

You can have bodies for booze

C0ldf1re · Post by **C0ldf1re** » 05 May 2011, 17:17

GotThatSwing wrote:
C0ldf1re wrote:
StephenKingman wrote: Sex maniac, obviously, you get your fill of gorgeous bodies, the rush of orgasms and no hangovers afterwards, its win-win.
It depends on your pocket. Booze tends to be cheaper than bodies.
You can have bodies for booze

How many bodies could I afford in Warsaw if I brought a dozen bottles of English gin? (It will be Bombay Sapphire, or Gordon's gin, depending on the local tastes, so if I am bringing decent stuff, I'll want some decent stuff in exchange!)

Fran · Post by **Fran** » 05 May 2011, 17:21

C0ldf1re wrote:
GotThatSwing wrote:
C0ldf1re wrote: It depends on your pocket. Booze tends to be cheaper than bodies.
You can have bodies for booze
How many bodies could I afford in Warsaw if I brought a dozen bottles of English gin? (It will be Bombay Sapphire, or Gordon's gin, depending on the local tastes, so if I am bringing decent stuff, I'll want some decent stuff in exchange!)

Tut, tut C0ldf1re ... you pays your money & you takes your chances

C0ldf1re · Post by **C0ldf1re** » 05 May 2011, 17:45

Fran wrote:
C0ldf1re wrote:
GotThatSwing wrote: You can have bodies for booze
How many bodies could I afford in Warsaw if I brought a dozen bottles of English gin? (It will be Bombay Sapphire, or Gordon's gin, depending on the local tastes, so if I am bringing decent stuff, I'll want some decent stuff in exchange!)
Tut, tut C0ldf1re ... you pays your money & you takes your chances

How about:-

Pretty girl... one bottle of gin.
Ugly girl..... one bottle of gin... But I have to drink most of the gin to make her look pretty.

Does that sound about right?

GotThatSwing · Post by **GotThatSwing** » 05 May 2011, 17:52

C0ldf1re wrote:
Fran wrote:
C0ldf1re wrote: How many bodies could I afford in Warsaw if I brought a dozen bottles of English gin? (It will be Bombay Sapphire, or Gordon's gin, depending on the local tastes, so if I am bringing decent stuff, I'll want some decent stuff in exchange!)
Tut, tut C0ldf1re ... you pays your money & you takes your chances

How about:-

Pretty girl... one bottle of gin.
Ugly girl..... one bottle of gin... But I have to drink most of the gin to make her look pretty.

Does that sound about right?

We don't have ugly girls here

C0ldf1re · Post by **C0ldf1re** » 05 May 2011, 18:13

GotThatSwing wrote:
C0ldf1re wrote:
Fran wrote: Tut, tut C0ldf1re ... you pays your money & you takes your chances

How about:-

Pretty girl... one bottle of gin.
Ugly girl..... one bottle of gin... But I have to drink most of the gin to make her look pretty.

Does that sound about right?
We don't have ugly girls here

Yippee! That sounds like a desirable new home. I'll get used to beetroot soup. And I'll be a multi-millionaire in zloties. Only problem... do most Polish people speak English?

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 05 May 2011, 18:26

Theres an old saying, put a bag over their heads and they are all sisters. Thats not exactly the way it goes, the original is a little more colorful, a little too colorful to post here.

GotThatSwing · Post by **GotThatSwing** » 06 May 2011, 02:32

C0ldf1re wrote:
GotThatSwing wrote:
C0ldf1re wrote: How about:-

Pretty girl... one bottle of gin.
Ugly girl..... one bottle of gin... But I have to drink most of the gin to make her look pretty.

Does that sound about right?
We don't have ugly girls here
Yippee! That sounds like a desirable new home. I'll get used to beetroot soup. And I'll be a multi-millionaire in zloties. Only problem... do most Polish people speak English?

We only have beetroot soup on Christmas Eve. The kind of girls you look for don't need to speak English, do they?

Fran · Post by **Fran** » 06 May 2011, 05:43

GotThatSwing wrote:
C0ldf1re wrote:
GotThatSwing wrote: We don't have ugly girls here
Yippee! That sounds like a desirable new home. I'll get used to beetroot soup. And I'll be a multi-millionaire in zloties. Only problem... do most Polish people speak English?
We only have beetroot soup on Christmas Eve. The kind of girls you look for don't need to speak English, do they?

I think C0ldf1re would prefe they didn't speak at all ... might tell tales

I thought beetroot soup was Russian?

GotThatSwing · Post by **GotThatSwing** » 06 May 2011, 06:32

^ I think they have it too. We have similar cuisine.

C0ldf1re · Post by **C0ldf1re** » 06 May 2011, 08:02

GotThatSwing wrote:
C0ldf1re wrote:
GotThatSwing wrote: We don't have ugly girls here
Yippee! That sounds like a desirable new home. I'll get used to beetroot soup. And I'll be a multi-millionaire in zloties. Only problem... do most Polish people speak English?
We only have beetroot soup on Christmas Eve. The kind of girls you look for don't need to speak English, do they?

Perhaps I'll meet a girl I really like, and perhaps I'll miss England. Then I'll want to bring her back home, won't I?