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GotThatSwing wrote:^ I thought we were talking about having bodies for booze, not about wife search
Well... I do need a new mother for my 3 lovely children.
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C0ldf1re wrote:
GotThatSwing wrote:^ I thought we were talking about having bodies for booze, not about wife search
Well... I do need a new mother for my 3 lovely children.
Well, it that case you'd better choose different tacktics than serving booze.
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GotThatSwing wrote:
C0ldf1re wrote:
GotThatSwing wrote:^ I thought we were talking about having bodies for booze, not about wife search
Well... I do need a new mother for my 3 lovely children.
Well, it that case you'd better choose different tacktics than serving booze.
Doh! I must have been doing it all wrong. Which tactics would you recommend?
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C0ldf1re wrote:
GotThatSwing wrote:
C0ldf1re wrote: Well... I do need a new mother for my 3 lovely children.
Well, it that case you'd better choose different tacktics than serving booze.
Doh! I must have been doing it all wrong. Which tactics would you recommend?
Maybe you can charm a woman with your multi millions of zlotys... :lol:
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GotThatSwing wrote:
C0ldf1re wrote:
GotThatSwing wrote: Well, it that case you'd better choose different tacktics than serving booze.
Doh! I must have been doing it all wrong. Which tactics would you recommend?
Maybe you can charm a woman with your multi millions of zlotys... :lol:
Hmmm... I've charmed a few women that way... but this time I want to find the right girl!
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C0ldf1re wrote:
laci_baby wrote:... Yes. Yes i would. :D
Quick. Pack your bags. I'll have your nice new oven sparkly clean, ready for you to bake cookies!
oh no... I saw you saying something about wanting to bring a Polish girl home. you and your shiny new oven's just lost your chance. :lol:
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laci_baby wrote:
C0ldf1re wrote:
laci_baby wrote:... Yes. Yes i would. :D
Quick. Pack your bags. I'll have your nice new oven sparkly clean, ready for you to bake cookies!
oh no... I saw you saying something about wanting to bring a Polish girl home. you and your shiny new oven's just lost your chance. :lol:
Sometimes a girl can play just too hard to get, darling!
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C0ldf1re wrote:
GotThatSwing wrote:
C0ldf1re wrote: Doh! I must have been doing it all wrong. Which tactics would you recommend?
Maybe you can charm a woman with your multi millions of zlotys... :lol:
Hmmm... I've charmed a few women that way... but this time I want to find the right girl!
Maybe you should check out this one website I saw, there are something like 10,000 Russian girls looking for husbands. Out of that many you should find something. They look like big strong girls, able to take a lot of wear and tear.
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Bighuey wrote:
C0ldf1re wrote:
GotThatSwing wrote: Maybe you can charm a woman with your multi millions of zlotys... :lol:
Hmmm... I've charmed a few women that way... but this time I want to find the right girl!
Maybe you should check out this one website I saw, there are something like 10,000 Russian girls looking for husbands. Out of that many you should find something. They look like big strong girls, able to take a lot of wear and tear.
Hmmm... seeing you found the website, could you do the hard work? Try out some of those girls until you find a nice one. Good-natured, honest, sense of humour, and such. Then introduce me to her sister.
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C0ldf1re wrote:
Bighuey wrote:
C0ldf1re wrote: Hmmm... I've charmed a few women that way... but this time I want to find the right girl!
Maybe you should check out this one website I saw, there are something like 10,000 Russian girls looking for husbands. Out of that many you should find something. They look like big strong girls, able to take a lot of wear and tear.
Hmmm... seeing you found the website, could you do the hard work? Try out some of those girls until you find a nice one. Good-natured, honest, sense of humour, and such. Then introduce me to her sister.
Sounds like a good deal. Shouldnt have to go through any more than 40 or 50 until we find the good ones.
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I'm not religious, but I have two big vices:
1. Carbohydrates
2. Wine
3. 1 +2 together

I run a lot, (did over six miles this morning) and then I wonder why I crave carbs so much....

I'm a pretty thin person, but I could work out a lot less if I could just give up pizza! :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Molecularblonde wrote:...
1. Carbohydrates
2. Wine
3...
Wine contains sugar and alcohol. Sugar and alcohol are both carbohydrates. :(
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C0ldf1re wrote:
Molecularblonde wrote:...
1. Carbohydrates
2. Wine
3...
Wine contains sugar and alcohol. Sugar and alcohol are both carbohydrates. :(
Living without carbs or with low levels of carbs is not really a life though!
You only live once.....so live!
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StephenKingman wrote:
C0ldf1re wrote:
Molecularblonde wrote:.. .
1. Carbohydrates
2. Wine
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Wine contains sugar and alcohol. Sugar and alcohol are both carbohydrates. :(
Living without carbs or with low levels of carbs is not really a life though!
That reminds me of when Jack Lalane died, he was 96 i think and he said all he ever ate his whole adult life was soy and some kind of fruit juice, I forget exactly what, but i thought to myself, why would he want to live that long if thats all he ever ate?
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Bighuey wrote:
StephenKingman wrote:
C0ldf1re wrote: Wine contains sugar and alcohol. Sugar and alcohol are both carbohydrates. :(
Living without carbs or with low levels of carbs is not really a life though!
That reminds me of when Jack Lalane died, he was 96 i think and he said all he ever ate his whole adult life was soy and some kind of fruit juice, I forget exactly what, but i thought to myself, why would he want to live that long if thats all he ever ate?
Exactly! Obviously the two extremes of anorexia and obesity are very unhealthy but having a decent amount of what you fancy does you the world of good and anyway, every week we hear that the heralded food or drink of the previous week is now poison in our veins. I say to hell with all the muddled agendas of the food and drink industry and sit down with a big bar of chocolate :lol:
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