Jeopardy

clintessential · Post by **clintessential** » 23 Jan 2013, 23:09

AT: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy, everybody! And a very special welcome to you, Mr. President!
BO: Thanks, Alex.
AT: I understand your friend, Al Green, didn't make to the show Monday.
BO: No he didn't. Brother Al's been problematic of late.
AT: Oh? How so?
BO: He just doesn't get it. If someone gives you money for a book deal, you give them a book. If someone gives you
money to vote "Aye", you vote "Aye". And when you don't, the long green begins to get scarce.
AT: So what are you saying Mr. President?
BO: Im sayin' that Green don't have no green. Forget The Inaugural, Green don't have cab fare from here to next door.
AT: DAAAAAMMMM......
AT: Oh well. Here are the answers to yesterdays questions.
1. Gracie
2. Lucy got drunk.
3 William Frawley was on 3 sons and lucy
4. Chris Farley lived in a van.
5. Mel Brooks wrote it, but Harvey Korman said it.
President Obama, would you care to answer Carla's questions?
BO: Sure, AT.
1. The former Soviet President is Gorbachov.
2. MM's lover was JFK
3. President Roosevelt formed CCC.
4. George Bush is a Post Turtle
Carla, are you ready?
Carla: HOLLA!
1. This President was from Indiana and has an Army post named after him.
2. This President contracted malaria in the Canal Zone.
3. This President was assassinated only weeks before JFK was.
4. This President's son-in-law served in Vietnam and later became Governor of Virginia.
5. This President once said "America can't Pat." Coincidently, Pat was his wife's name.

ahiliya fernandes · Post by **ahiliya fernandes** » 24 Jan 2013, 02:55

Jeopardy! is an American television quiz show created by Merv Griffin. Like most programs of its genre, it features trivia in a wide variety of topics, including history, language, literature, the arts, the sciences, popular culture, geography, and wordplay; however, it has a unique answer-and-question format in which contestants are presented with clues in the form of answers, and must phrase their responses in question form.

clintessential · Post by **clintessential** » 27 Jan 2013, 18:14

The Answers:
1. Benjamin Harrison
2. Theodore Roosevelt
3. President Diem of South Vietnam\
4. President Lyndon Johnson
5. President Richard Nixon

Carla Hurst-Chandler · Post by **Carla Hurst-Chandler** » 07 Mar 2013, 11:04

Carla: Sorry I've left you...er...playing with yourself for so long...

AT: (Passes Scotch right through his nose...) Welcome back.

Carla: Is clintesssential still here? Let the games begin...