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asmaahsan · Post by **asmaahsan** » 05 Mar 2013, 17:46

(Getting friendly with the boss will get you a check; your last one.
Asma Ahsan)

In my house I am the boss, my wife is just the decision maker - Woody Allen.

Fran · Post by **Fran** » 05 Mar 2013, 18:21

"In my house I'm the boss & I have my wife's permission to say so" .... some comedian I heard on telly can't remember the name

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 05 Mar 2013, 20:54

"We all know that sponges grow in the ocean, but I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that wasnt the case." - Unknown

asmaahsan · Post by **asmaahsan** » 08 Mar 2013, 01:26

Fran and Bighuey, the unknown quotes are usually the funniest.

I like this one.

“The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn’t around to propose to her.”
― Jarod Kintz.

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 08 Mar 2013, 09:43

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

asmaahsan · Post by **asmaahsan** » 10 Mar 2013, 04:09

They say the most successful people are the ones who have failed more than they have succeeded.

Ioan Gruffudd.

StephenKingman · Post by **StephenKingman** » 10 Mar 2013, 05:24

"if there ever comes a time when we cant be together, keep me in your heart, Ill stay there forever"

Mazza WA · Post by **Mazza WA** » 10 Mar 2013, 21:32

"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."
- Carl Sagan (in Cosmos)

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 11 Mar 2013, 08:41

"We are never like angels until our passion dies." - The Honest Whore

asmaahsan · Post by **asmaahsan** » 11 Mar 2013, 22:42

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged.
- Hans Nouwens

Williamz · Post by **Williamz** » 03 Apr 2013, 02:59

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.

odinaesir · Post by **odinaesir** » 09 Apr 2013, 06:15

"Our task must be to free ourselves...by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty" Albert Einstein

asmaahsan · Post by **asmaahsan** » 10 Apr 2013, 19:38

~"You dont love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not.
--Jodi Picoult

~"Look after my heart, I've left it with you"
--Stephenie Meyer

~Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'"

~Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.

~Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent.
--Eleanor Roosevelt

~"bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid"
--USMC

"Whoever said the pen is mightier then the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."
--Douglas MacArthur