ME! ME! ME!
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Esther Godwin Ogechi
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ME! ME! ME!
When God created Adam and Eve, He said to them:
God: I have two gifts to give you. One is the ability to pee standing up and…
Adam, very anxious, interrupted Him screaming, ME! ME! ME!... I want it, please Lord… Please… Please… Please… This would make life a lot easier.
Eve agreed and said those things didn't matter to her.
So, God gave Adam the gift.
Adam was amazed, screaming for joy, running through the Garden of Eden, and peeing on every tree.
He ran along the beach making drawings with his pee in the sand.
He lit a fire and played fireman.
God and Eve stared at the madman with happiness until Eve asked God;
Eve: and… what is the other gift, Lord?
God: A Brain Eve… The brain is yours…
God: I have two gifts to give you. One is the ability to pee standing up and…
Adam, very anxious, interrupted Him screaming, ME! ME! ME!... I want it, please Lord… Please… Please… Please… This would make life a lot easier.
Eve agreed and said those things didn't matter to her.
So, God gave Adam the gift.
Adam was amazed, screaming for joy, running through the Garden of Eden, and peeing on every tree.
He ran along the beach making drawings with his pee in the sand.
He lit a fire and played fireman.
God and Eve stared at the madman with happiness until Eve asked God;
Eve: and… what is the other gift, Lord?
God: A Brain Eve… The brain is yours…
For I know the thought I have for you, says the Lord, thoughts of peace, not of evil, to give you an expected end.Jeremiah 29:11
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Melissa Best
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Esther Godwin Ogechi
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Glad you found it amusing.
For I know the thought I have for you, says the Lord, thoughts of peace, not of evil, to give you an expected end.Jeremiah 29:11
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Jenni Schmitt
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I love it! I think I have heard it before, though.
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Mira Cle
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I love this!!! It's almost true
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Christal Merkey
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I like it. It seems that way these days.
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Mari Thompson
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Funny 
