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Verbs fall out, onomatopoeias clang and bang onto the floor, and prepositions are on, under, and beside everything.

I put in a smartphone...
[Insert quote here. Read. Raise an eyebrow. Be mildly amused. Rinse & repeat.]
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Out comes a really expensive calculator :lol:



I put in a box of cookies
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out comes some Girl Scouts.

I put in a lamppost.
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Out comes Gene Kelly, singin' in the rain.

I put in Gene Kelly...
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Out comes Debbie Reynolds for the duet.

I put in a Rolls Royce..
"I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I dont know what to feed it." Ramblings of a retired senile mind.
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Out comes Mr. Monopoly


I put Mr. Body
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Out comes Slim Goodbody.

I put in a lampshade, a Christmas tree, and an oscillating fan.
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Out comes the drunk who was wearing it all :shock:


I put in a rainbow
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Out comes sunshine and lollipops.

I put in the moon.
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Out comes the stars


I put in halloween candy
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Out comes a jack-o'-lantern.

I put in a blow torch.
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Out comes a dozen Zippo Lighters.

I put in a Guitar.
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Out comes a lyre.

I put in a West Highland terrier ...
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Out comes the most annoyed fire hydrant in the world.

I put in a math final exam
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Out comes complete failure.

I put in a doughnut ...
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