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Out comes a damsel who is no longer in distress.

I put in a snaggle-tooth Kentucky hillbilly...
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Out comes a hillbilly band.

I put in a tire pump
"I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I dont know what to feed it." Ramblings of a retired senile mind.
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Out comes an air mattress



I put in a tent
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Out comes Brokeback Mountain.

I put in a weasel ...
"Reason is intelligence taking exercise. Imagination is intelligence with an erection" -- Victor Hugo.
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Out comes The Weasel King!!!

I put in a pygmy puff
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I comes a honey puff.

I put in a marshmallow ...
"Reason is intelligence taking exercise. Imagination is intelligence with an erection" -- Victor Hugo.
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Out comes a toasted marshmallow


I put in some coconut
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Out comes an Idaho Spud.

I put in a bicycle
"I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I dont know what to feed it." Ramblings of a retired senile mind.
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Out comes an older but less steady E.T., plummeting to his death.

I put in jack's beanstalk...
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Out comes the Green Giant.

I put in Christmas Eve.
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Out comes Santa Clause


I put in his hat
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Out comes a bag of toys


I put in a Limousine
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Out comes a stretch.

I put in a torpedo ...
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Out comes a U-boat.

I put in this years old Xmas tree.
"I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I dont know what to feed it." Ramblings of a retired senile mind.
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Out comes a homocidal arboreal fanatic with a dull axe. You better run.

I put in Mick Jagger's lips...
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