There's Something Weird or Unusual About You...

[Stinkin' Fascist]

I tend to know strange and stupid facts. Probably because of my addiction to Google. As in:
Coffee drinkers have more sex than non-coffee drinkers. They also (supposedly) tend to enjoy it more.

I too know strange facts, and often spit them out much to the confusion of other people, haha.

-My neck is extremely sensitive to where I can go outside in Winter with shorts and a t-shirt but have to have a scarf on.
-I have two fish; one named "Revenge of" and the other "The Sith."
-I have an obsession with cheese, I'd die without it...
-I'd literally die without Mountain Dew, I tried to stop drinking it before and I got sick, as soon as I got a sip it literally all went away.
-I have random violent as well as sexual thoughts, sometimes mixed, hahaha.
-I have OCD, which can cause some of the thoughts previously mentioned.
-I'm afraid of stairs and constantly run up them.
-I have a mohawk, hahaha.
-my sister's best friend is gay, but happens to have basically everything in common with me; birthday, food, color (we call him Greenie),movie, music, dogs, jobs, hobbies... everything. We're evil green twins.
-I don't like Christmas particularly.
-I was handcuffed (by a cop) when I was 8, and later that weekend the same cop arrested me in the city over for driving a moped.
-I don't get along with authority too well, but I want to join the Marines if music falls through.
-I have a hairless rat named Hef after Hugh Hefner.
-as a child I pretended to be a pirate with my pigeon Flyer on my shoulder, who ironically couldn't fly.
-I'm vegetarian, not pescatarian like most "vegetarians" who eat fish.
-I have over 10 different nicknames constantly used.
-My heritage is composed of over 13 things; yes, I am skittles.
-My great great uncle is Gen. Francisco Franco.
-My cousin is James Franco, the actor.
- And seriously, on my mum's side the lines go back to one of the King Henrys.
-I'm a lefty but I play guitar righty.
-I don't like breakfast foods (eggs, bacon, sausage, etc) unless it's during the wee hours of the morning; sometimes from 2-4am.

And I really don't know what else, haha, except sometimes I seem drunk in speech for no reason.
Haha.

[laci_baby]

Im like that with cheese and Mt. Dew too. Hmm. Cheese. Its a happy moment. =)
Also (this is my last one i promise.) I have this crazy need to explain myself to people, though i dont know why. No matter what it is, i have to explain it. Like if someone was to say "My favorite color's green." I can't do that. I have to explain why, even if i dont know why. Which, seeing as who i am, it turns to "My favorite colors green, but i dont know why." Everything from the clothes i wear for the day, down to my opinion. I have to explain myself. EVERYTIME. Its very exhausting.

[Stinkin' Fascist]

Hahaha, yeah!

I have so many irks, after I wrote this I instantly thought of at least 5 more.

I explain things too, I constantly think that they didn't understand me or something.

Oh by the way, what are your favorite cheeses?

[laci_baby]

(Okay i lied.....one more post. =x)
Yea, thats how i feel. I dont understand me half the time, but i get me. Others on the other hand just have to think im crazy, so i am explian-o girl. Anywhoo.....my favorite cheese?

Gouda!! (Mostly because i like to say Gouda!!)
But truly Asiago is my favorite, it gives food a yummy goody-goodness taste.
It's like heaven in a cheese chunk.
Whats yours?

[Stinkin' Fascist]

...
You're awesome...

I love saying Gouda too!

But I really really really love goat cheese, and havarti (none of that garlic and sun-dried tomatoes already insideO, and feta.
I'm lactose intolerant so cheese you would think hurts, but no, haha, ironically white cheese settles better than orange.
So, I eat white cheddar.

[laci_baby]

( pretend you dont see this post. )
Nice. White cheddar is awesome.
(As my little cousin just announced: It's like cheddar but it's white!)

I too would have assumed it would bother a lactose intolerant, but i guess thats what we get for doubting cheese.

Gouda's the word i use to drive my mom nuts. =x
It's kinda like the Stewie thing : ma, mom, mommy, momma.
Only it's: Gou. Goud. GOUDA!!! I drive her crazy..but she knows she loves me...

[Stinkin' Fascist]

Hahaha, one irony after another huh?

Haha, nice one. That's just great!
I absolutely love cheese and fruit together, especially berries. Everyday when I get home I go to the fridge and eat like a handful of feta.
Cheese is worth the cramps

How old's said little cousin?

[laci_baby]

(Invisible.-gotta love irony.)
Twelve. She's a blonde insomniac cheerleader.
Hell (my version atleast) is the word i would use to describe her.
And i would give her away for free if there was some godlike person with a muzzle and enough energy to catch her.

[Stinkin' Fascist]

Hahaha, oh joy!
You darn gotcherself one a those!
I know quite the amount of those... I share the feeling, haha.
She over a lot or something? Or you see her a lot?

[laci_baby]

Im nocturnal so (lucky me!!!) i get to "watch" her so that her blondness doesnt stick a fork in something where forks should never belong. Again. As she seems to do this alot. Poor toaster. It'll never be the same again. It must be a cheerleader thing?

[Stinkin' Fascist]

Haha, I'm in that club!
The staying up one, not the... blond one...

Hey, haha, I have to admit though I've had my unfair share of ditzy moments, haha.
My mum saved me from sticking a knife in a toaster, she was constantly unplugging it and I had no idea other than I left jammed toast in there hours before.

I've also shaken a Mt. Dew after my sister asked if I did...
I opened it and then:
sis- Did you open it?
Me- no, was I supposed to?
SHAAAAKKKKKEEEEEEE

Haha, all over us!

[laci_baby]

Haha thats classic.
It's kinda scary how much we have in common.

[Stinkin' Fascist]

You have the exact right idea!

Hahaha, again, why we should meet and just tie cameras to each other and walk around having a "normal" day.

[laci_baby]

We should, that would be hilarious. But i doubt the cameras would survive the day with the two of us around.

[Stinkin' Fascist]

Hahaha, true!

Then we have to pay someone something to walk around a safe distance behind us.

I bought a camera once for a school project, and apparently there was milk in my backpack for some unknown reason (I'm lactose intolerant)...
And so I tripped walking up to a friend, slammed into their legs, knocked them backwards into a pillar just so they could kick me. Then I hit another person rolling, then rolled down some small stairs into the soggy grass.

Haha, I opened my backpack and milk came pouring out of the camera, no joke.

Needless to say, that project became a total remix due to the added milk effects.