Injuries anyone???

[laci_baby]

Tweedle Dee, your back! I thought you had died or something. (You never know seeing as klutzy we are.) But i see your still falling down, which means your still alive...to fall down. Yay!

I think bunk beds should be banned from houses with klutzy people in it, especially mine. I fall from them all the time, as apparently you do too.

[Stinkin' Fascist]

I could never leave you Tweedle Dum!

Yeah, hahaha, I agree!!!
But yet they're oh so fun.

So now I sleep on my couch in my room, and the bunk is basically storage, since I gave the bottom bunk to my nephew.

[laci_baby]

I feel so loved!
The only reason we have bunk beds is for my nephew. He's like a monkey on that thing. Whoever said that giving a kid a box was the best thing ever has obviously never given them bunk beds. Besides, so far, he doesnt take after me or he would have fallen already, which luckily he hasn't.

[Stinkin' Fascist]

Haha, my nephew insisted on sleeping on my top bunk one time, he totally fell of the bottom end of it and landed back first on a wooden chair then rolled under the desk. Hahaha, poor nut.

Oh dude!

I play in a recreational softball league, so a couple of us were practicing yesterday and my friend Salami (yes, she is a lunch meat) took too long to throw the stinkin' ball. And so...
ME: "Hurry up!"
HER: *throws ball*
ME: (couldn't figure out which way to catch the ball, it was an awkward throw) CCCRRRAAKKKKKK!!!!
AHHHHHHH!!!!! F*#T@R$&%!
HER: "Ah hahaha, dude, you fail!"

That little mother hit my right on the side of my right knee. It was a perfect circle shape (bruised that way) and you can see 6 stitch marks from the ball on there, all raised.
I dropped instantly, it was soo loud, you could hear it across the field. I could have swore that it cracked something, but nope.
I actually didn't feel any pain and played fine.
Until later that night... Ice and 1600mi of Ibuprofen didn't do jack!

Hahaha, good times.

[laci_baby]

Ouch! Thats why the only sports i play is comfortably sitting and watching my nephew chase a laser light around the room. What can i say, we're easily amused.

I use to have a cat named Sausage. I dont even like sausage. But Salami? Thats like the most amazing name ever. I mean, who doesnt like Salami? Now i want a friend named Salami. When i get my own pet robot (other thread) im going to name him Salami. Thats awesome.

[Stinkin' Fascist]

Hahaha, yes, I remember the robot...

Yeah, her last name is Saleemi, and she doesn't really like her first name so I never understood how someone could NOT come up with Salami.
I win!

I'm actually a vegemetarian, so I don't eat Salami... haha, but it's cool!

Hahaha, I used to have a pet rooster named Pollo; mean little bastard...
and cannibal, as well as alcoholic, and murderer, and thief...
I miss that little bugger!

Hahaha, I do the laser light thing too!
I love to tape the keychain straight then hook it onto my dog's collar and watch her run around like crazy slamming into the walls and jumping off the couch, haha.

[laci_baby]

I hate roosters....they always try to kill me, i swear they have a kill Laci state of mind. Really, you should see the look in their eyes when they see me. Its scary.

Thats cool..i dont eat Salami either...or any red meat. I eat chicken but thats only because i dont feel sorry for them. It's mean, i know, but the way i see it is that they pecked me first, so its fair game. I try to be nice, really i do, but sometimes it's a fail.

[Stinkin' Fascist]

Ah hahaha, that's awesome.
Good laugh right there.

I want a pet pig, I have a crayfish living on the barbecue in a bowl (with mountain dew and vodka in it...), two betas named Revenge of the Sith, and an australian shepherd.

But dude, you crack me up Tweedle Dum!

[laci_baby]

I always wanted a pet goat. A billy goat named Bob. That would be awesome.

I have three chiweenies Frankie, Dean-o and Sammy. (the Rat Pack.)
And a new gorgeous White Alaskan Husky pup named Yoshi (from Super Mario.)

Thats what i'm here for, to crack people up, Tweedle Dee.

[Stinkin' Fascist]

That's awesome!

I got the names instantly, haha, just how cool are you?...
I love Yoshi, him and Luigi are my favorites.

Oh, I had a pet goat named Rambert, who just happened to be stuffed... haha.

And, I also have a hairless rat named Hef, who's potty trained, hahaha.

Yes, and you're decently good at it Tweedle Dum.

[laci_baby]

Nice. I love the potty trained hairless rat. Thats too great.

Cool? Meh? uh...i dunno. It depends on who you ask. But apparently im good at being Tweedle Dum. Thats good enough for me. =)

Poor stuffed Rambert.

[Stinkin' Fascist]

Hahaha, well I don't really care on asking someone else cause you're amusing enough to me, probably due to some random similarity.

Yes, and pears make Hef go so insane and hyper that he knocks his cage over every time and hangs upside down from the top.
I love him, haha.

See, I knew I loved Alice in Wonderland (original creepy kiddie Disney one) for a reason; Tweedle Dee and Dum.

[laci_baby]

Well i am a very amusing person. To myself anyway. And you. That, my friend, is a party. Or, better yet, a hootenanny.

Poor awesome rat whom i also love.

I know!! Alice was the best Disney ever. Have you read the books yet? I did a month ago and i fell in love wth the Tweedles all over again. I love their stupidity. But i think its kinda odd...why does one get to be Dee and the other have to be Dum? Thats mean....Dee just gets to be boring...Dee. But Dum....thats all together different. Maybe Dee should have been Dummer? Hehe...i dunno.

[Stinkin' Fascist]

Yeah, I'm just going to buy a female hairless rat and see if little naked jellybeans start roaming around...
And name her Holly! hahaha.

I have!
I love them! I love Walt Disney's mind though, the darkness and creepy effect. That's what really made my day, I loved how the rides at Disneyland that were scariest are the ones for wee kiddies, hahaha.

Oh absolutely!
But at least they're both Tweedle, it makes them so much more special, even if just Dee... or Dum for that matter.

[laci_baby]

If you get little jellybeans you should name one Harry just for the irony of it. (That one can be mine. )

I just love the fact that all of the Disney moms (well stepmoms...) are evil. I know his Stepmom was mean, but i think its rather twisted. I was always afraid of my Stepy after i realized that. Lol.

True...Tweedles better than no Tweedle.