I Dare You... the game!!

[zeldas_lullaby]

The point of this is to come up with funny dares for people. It's not to make someone actually do the dare (unless it's completely innocuous, like "Cluck like a chicken,"), but rather to come up with funny dares.

DISCLAIMER: If there are any kids out there, DON'T try this stuff at home. Safety is always important, and this is just for fun.

I'll go first.

I dare you to go to your home library where you have a series of books arranged in numerical order. Rearrange them randomly, and turn some upside down so that the spines read in the wrong direction. Then ignore the obsessive-compulsive voice in your head that's screaming for you to put them back the right way, and just walk away.

[Gravy]

I dare you to walk into a McDonalds, put straws up your nose, and ask for fries with that!

[zeldas_lullaby]

HA HA HA HA!! Good one!!

[Gravy]

I dare you to yell out your window how much you hate bacon!
And to be verbose about it. Multisyllabic words, and with style! Extra points for alliteration!

[rssllue]

Ban bad bacon!

[zeldas_lullaby]

"I hate bacon! I hate bacon!" "Hey, dog walker! I hate bacon!" Oh my.

I actually could do that now because a live band has come to my neighborhood, and no one would hear me over the din!!

I dare you to cut your own hair. Barber shops are overrated.

[Gravy]

I dare you to find a department store Santa (as soon as they're out) and do what you told me to do to him

[zeldas_lullaby]

I will own that!! I accept the dare.

[Gravy]

I dare you to get at least four other people to accept that dare...before December

Lots of forum members to choose from

[zeldas_lullaby]

Oh my. I'll have to get back to you about that one!

[rssllue]

"I hate bacon! I hate bacon!" "Hey, dog walker! I hate bacon!" Oh my.

I actually could do that now because a live band has come to my neighborhood, and no one would hear me over the din!!

I dare you to cut your own hair. Barber shops are overrated.

Easy. I used to cut my own hair all the time when I kept it shorter.

[zeldas_lullaby]

Me too... I still do sometimes. I'm into pixies, so often I just grab the scissors and go to town.

I dare you to.... give a cat a bath.

[rssllue]

Done and done and done!

[zeldas_lullaby]

Seriously? You must have tolerant kitties! (I notice you didn't bathe the fourth one, though... is he a holdout?) One of the funniest books I've ever come across is called Bad Kitty Gets a Bath. Hilarious. I haven't read it, but the cover cracks me up.

[rssllue]

Yes she is a holdout. She does not do baths.