Corrupt A Wish (GAME)

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Granted, but now it's going to go on forever!

I wish I could throw a 110 mph fastball.

[Gravy]

Granted, but you only do it once, in practise, with no one around. And no one believes you.

I wish I had a flying unicorn.

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Granted, but it's horn faces the wrong way.

I wish I had a brand new water bottle.

[Gravy]

Granted, but it's got a hole in it.

I wish clock spirits were real.

[rssllue]

Well yeah...where else would I take a drink from?

Granted, but you never would know about them.

I wish sardine packaging would give those little guys a bit more room.

[Gravy]

Granted, but now they wiggle, splash, and fall all around in their cans, and ate nothing but much when opened.

I wish I knew a clock spirit!

[rssllue]

Granted, but it doesn't like you.

I wish that shark girls would be less shark.

[Gravy]

Not gonna happen

But in the spirit of the thread...
Granted, but now they're spider girls instead.

I wish I could swim with my sharks!

[rssllue]

Granted, but they use you as a snack after the swim.

I wish spider girls had to freak themselves out by constantly looking at their hairy-legged selves in the mirror.

[Gravy]

Granted. I think that wish corrupts itself

I wish bands wouldn't break up.

[Jessiebessie123]

Granted. But then there are no solo artists.

I wish i could get paid just being home.

[Major]

Granted but in sestertius
I wish I was you.

[rssllue]

Granted, but you're not nearly as cool as the original.

I wish I had a hot tub.

[Major]

Granted but it's filled with lard.
I wish I could not be replied to.

[rssllue]

Granted, but now you're out of the game.

I wish I had an Olympic sized swimming pool.