Corrupt A Wish (GAME)

[Gravy]

Granted, but you must completely give up the use of your legs.

I wish I could go to Finland.

[rssllue]

Granted, but you have to come right back.

I wish I owned an NBA franchise.

[Gravy]

Granted, but it's the worst one.

I wish I could read peoples' minds at will.

[rssllue]

Granted. You corrupted that one yourself.

I wish I had $20,000.

[Amagine]

Granted,but you're robbed as soon as you get it.

I wish I was a famous singer.

[rssllue]

Granted, but you are best known for singing badly.

I wish I owned a hand-forged katana.

[kandscreeley]

Granted, but you cut your hand off with it.

I wish I could teleport to anywhere I wanted.

[rssllue]

Granted, but you lose your memory after the first time.

I wish people would cook their calamari to well done.

[kandscreeley]

Granted but then you choke on it.

I wish I could sleep as long as I wanted.

[rssllue]

Granted. You never wake up.

I wish I had a set of silk ties.

[kandscreeley]

Granted, but you pour wine all over them and can't get it out.

I wish I had a chef.

[rssllue]

Granted, but they only cook food that you loathe.

I wish I had a personal trainer.

[Gravy]

Granted, but they're bad at their job.

I wish I had a never-ending supply of chocolate.

[rssllue]

Granted, but you forget where you put it.

I wish I could hit a major league home run.

[Gravy]

Granted, but baseball is now outlawed.

I wish for some change.